Well I walked up to the mountain
And to the mountain I walked
And up there on that mountain
I met a tiny ox
I said, "Hey there Ox, what'cha got on your foot?"
It said "I don't know yet. Have yourself a look."
So I looked at the ox foot
And I saw the Shroud of Turin
And the ox removed it
And we rejoiced
Until we realized
That the ox had only one foot remaining
Left sealed up in a box
"We must find the box!"
