I spend all my money
On beer, sweeties and porn
I part with cash with china milkwomen
Rocking until the dawn,
I wake with an overhang
Sore knob and a beer back
Did I really spend all that dosh
In a frenzied moolah attack,
Ooh, oooh oooh ooh
Jaggered Wedge
At the end what have I left
Fuck all, just a Jaggered wedge
