Goldfish podge Keeper of the deep Knows to take His two vedge and meat, Give him
burgers In a nice fresh bun Set the cat on
him See the fucker run, Knick Knack paddy wack Give the fish a bone You fat
bastard Your stomach's really grown, Here comes H
He's captain golden golden fry Gonna pop you with his fork And turn you into
pie, You stupid fool You should have know A
goldfish shouldn't Weigh ten stone
